I should apologize for smelling my roommate’s panties.

I should apologize for smelling my roommate’s panties.

Dear Aden ask@askaden.com


I am really attracted to my roommate. I cant stop thinking about having sex with my roommate, she is so hot and funny and cool. My problem is not that I want to have sex with my roommate its that I got caught doing something really bad yesterday and I don’t know what to do now.

Yesterday I was home from work and decided to some laundry, my roommate (female, there are also 2 other guys living here) had a load of dirty clothes in the washer. She was home and I asked her if she wanted me to start the washer with her dirty clothes in it. She said “no” and to just take her dirties out of the machine and wash my stuff and that she would run a load later. As I was taking her clothes out of the washer a super hot pair of her dirty panties ended up in my hand. I thought about keeping her dirty panties but thought twice about that. So I tossed the panties on the floor with the rest of the clothes but before I did I smelled my roommate’s panties! The worst part is there was a mirror in the room she was in and I think she saw me smell her panties. I feel like an asshole now and like I should apologize for smelling my roommate’s panties. I am planning on talking to her tonight, what should I say?
- Panty Sniffer



Dear Panty Sniffer,

Thank you for writing in “smelling my roommate’s panties”. You had a moment of weakness, my advice id to forget you ever smelled your roommates’ panties and DO NOT bring it up with her. There is a good chance she did not see you smell her panties and that you would essentially bust yourself! If she did see you, its better to pretend nothing ever happened or its just going to get worse.

Go find a girlfriend,
-A.