I want to have sex with my neighbor.

I want to have sex with my neighbor.

Dear Aden ask@askaden.com

I want to have sex with my neighbor. My name is Tory, I am 26, hot, fit and have no trouble at all meeting guys Im just too busy for a boyfriend right now. I look forward to a great relationship in a few years but just not now. Now, I want to have sex with my neighbor! Why do I want to have sex with my neighbor? Because, I work for a fast moving advertising company and I make great money but I am on the road a LOT. I have no interest in a boyfriend right now but would love to have sex more often without all the drama. I want to have sex with my neighbor because he seems perfect for the job, he is hot, he is single and I have seen him in the elevator of our building with hot girls so it really seems like he is just playing the field. What really gets me excited is he seems to want me too, he always smiles and yesterday he told me my running pants were “hot” and that I should be a fitness model. I don’t want to be his girlfriend or fiancé; I want to have sex with my neighbor, not marry him. I’m gone a lot and to be honest it would not hurt my feelings if we had sex and then I saw him with somebody else. As long as he was cool with it I would love to do it. I just don’t want it to get weird after.
My problem is that I want to have sex with my neighbor but I have no clue how to bring the subject up without seeming A. like a slut (Im not) or B. like I want to be his girlfriend.
How can I tell him, without asking him out on a date or embarrassing myself? Do you have a creative way I can bring it up?
Dear Tory,

Thanks for bring the “I want to have sex with my neighbor” question up. This is one of the most fun emails I have received at www.askaden.com.

Here is what I think would work:

The next time you see him alone in the elevator, simply ask with a smile “Where is the hottie? I always see you with hot girls.” If is answer is anything but “I’m gay”, “I’m married” or “I am in a relationship” tell him “I’m Tory, I am in apartment #(your apartment number) and I think you are hot so if you ever get stood up one night and need me to pinch hit for one of them, just let me know, I would be happy to fill in if I am in town, just slide your number under my door and I will call or text if I’m in town and available”.

I think that gets the point across, shows that you know what you want and I think that will really excite him without all the games of asking him out on a date.
Let me know how it goes,

-A.