(ask@askaden.com),
My girlfriend constantly bitches that I spend way too much time playing video games. I don’t bitch at her for going to yoga all the time! Last week we had made plans to go out and I blew her off because I was playing MW2 with my boys. Now she wont call me back or text me, nothing for 4 days. How do I get her back?
Paul
Dear Paul,
The cheat code to get your girl back is up, x, down, RS1, …… wait…. Ok here is what you do, take your Xbox smash it up into a million pieces and mail it to her. Are you kidding me that you are going to compare playing games with your boys online to her going to yoga? Do you get flat abs and a great ass from playing Call of Duty? The last time you were in bed did she compliment you on your toned thumbs?
I think your best bet is to set the controller down, go outside or better yet spend a little more time at the gym. I hear yoga class is a great place to meet women.
-A
My girlfriend constantly bitches that I spend way too much time playing video games. I don’t bitch at her for going to yoga all the time! Last week we had made plans to go out and I blew her off because I was playing MW2 with my boys. Now she wont call me back or text me, nothing for 4 days. How do I get her back?
Paul
Dear Paul,
The cheat code to get your girl back is up, x, down, RS1, …… wait…. Ok here is what you do, take your Xbox smash it up into a million pieces and mail it to her. Are you kidding me that you are going to compare playing games with your boys online to her going to yoga? Do you get flat abs and a great ass from playing Call of Duty? The last time you were in bed did she compliment you on your toned thumbs?
I think your best bet is to set the controller down, go outside or better yet spend a little more time at the gym. I hear yoga class is a great place to meet women.
-A
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