Where I can fine a sane man, with a pretty face, nice shoes, a big heart and no addictions?


Dear Aden, (ask@askaden.com)

Where I can fine a sane man, with a pretty face, nice shoes, a big heart and no addictions?

- Rachel


Dear Rachel,

Its going to sound stupid but just hear me out….. My answer is I bet they are all around you and you are not taking advantage of your SUPER POWER! What Super Power you ask? You are a woman! Single men walk around all day thinking about you, so make it easy for them. The next time you are out and about and see a guy who has a nice face, shoes you approve of and no track marks on his arms, just walk up and say “Hi I’m Rachel, I like your style” see where it goes from there (Don’t do the whole “do I know you thing” it could throw him off, you want to make it clear you are paying him a compliment not trying to remember if you were in the same econ class in college). Women have it easy, all you need to do is crack the door open. Trust me there are plenty of super models asking the same thing you are, and guess what; they go out, see a guy, don’t step up and the guy ends up with some Godzilla that had the guts to say “Nice Jacket, you look great, I’m Nastylishious what’s your name?”

Us guys have it hard enough, don’t make us do all the work. Crack the door and we will do the rest.

-A.

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